THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY CHANUKAH IS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS
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10.  There's no "Donny & Marie Chanukah Special."
 9.  Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway).
 8.  No need to clean the chimney.
 7.  There's no latke-nog.
 6.  Burl Ives doesn't sing Chanukah songs.
 5.  You won't be pressured to buy Chanukah Seals.
 4.  You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown."
 3.  No barking dog version of "I had a Little Driedl."
 2.  No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.

and the Number 1 reason why Chanukah is better than Christmas...

 1.  Blintzes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.



Thanks to Paul Benoit