The Top 15 Reindeer Games


15.  Strip poker with Santa's granddaughter

14.  Attach the Mistletoe to Santa's Ass

13.  Spin the Salt Lick

12.  Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers

11.  Moose or Dare

10.  Flying into the "No Fly Zone" over Iraq just to watch Saddam do a slow
     burn and Santa dampen his Depends

 9.  Bait-and-Shoot Elmo

 8.  The Annual Turn-Frosty-Yellow-from-50-Paces Contest

 7.  Scare the Holy Crap Out of the Airline Pilot

 6.  Convince the Elves to Eat "Raisinets"

 5.  Pin the Tail on Santa's Big Fat Animal-Abusing Ass

 4.  Hide the Venison Sausage with Vixen

 3.  Elf Tossing

 2.  Sniff the Tail on the Donkey

and the Number 1 Reindeer Game...

 1.  The "Rudolph the Shitfaced Reindeer" Drinking Game