Santa's Pickup Lines


10. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
 9. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
 8. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!
 7. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
 6. I know when you`ve been bad or good--so let`s skip the small talk, sister!
 5. Some of my best toys run on batteries... <wink wink>
 4. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that`s what the Mrs. calls it.
 3. I see you when you`re sleeping--and you don`t wear any underwear, do you?
 2. Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list!
 1. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?