Santa Is A Man 2 Santa Claus could never have been a woman! Who else but a man would: Be really generous once a year, Be totally uninvolved the other 11 months, (And 29 days, we'll give him Christmas Eve & Day), And yet think he was a saint? And, from Barb & Joel, Murphy & Edgrr, Kent, WA One more reason Santa has to be a man: No woman is going to wear the same outfit, year after year.