Avid Golfer


A young executive was asked by his boss to take some out of town clients out
for a round of golf. The man, being an avid golfer, was delighted!  He played
18 holes with the clients.  When they were done, he suggested another 18, but
they declined, and instead headed for the bar.  There they had a few beers and
several laughs.  The clients were very impressed with the treatment received, 
and promised to tell his boss.  They were prepared to place a very large order,
based in great part, on the tremendous day they had just had.  

Well the man was ecstatic!  He really wanted to play another 18, but decided he
needed to share this news with his wife.  So he thanked them, said goodbye and 
rushed home to tell her. Surely this would lead to bigger and better things!

When he got home, all was quiet.  He walked down the hall, opened the bedroom 
door and to his surprise and amazement, he found his wife in bed with his boss!
He left quickly, and went back to the course.  He walked into the bar and sat 
down ordering a "stiff one, make it a double!"

The bartender remembered him from earlier and said, "I thought you went home
to tell your wife the good news?"

The man replied, "Well, I went home, but I found my wife in bed with my boss!
And seeing as they were in the early stages, I figured I could fit in at least
another nine holes before they were done!"