Cut Down


Maurie was not having a good day on the golf course.  
After he missed a twelve inch putt, his partner asked 
him what the problem was.

"It's the wife" said Maurie.  " As you know, she's 
taken up golf, and since she's been playing, she's 
cut my sex down to once a week".

"Well you should think yourself lucky" said his partner.  
"She's cut some of us out altogether!"