Fun With Golf 


A man went to a strange town to be the guest speaker at a sales meeting. When 
he arrived at his motel, he found he had a lot of time before the meeting so he
got the directions for a nearby golf course from the desk clerk.  While playing
the front nine, he thought over his impending speech and became confused as to
where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.

He walked up to her, explained the situation and asked her if she knew what 
hole he was playing. 

She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole and you are a hole behind me, so you must be 
on the 6th hole." 

He thanked her and went back to finish the 18 hole golf game. On the back nine 
the same thing happened; and he approached her again with the same request. 

She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 
13th." 

Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.  He finished his round and 
went into the club house where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the 
bar.  He approached her and said, ..."Let me buy you a drink in appreciation 
for your help. I understand you are in the sales profession. I am in sales also,
What do you sell?"

She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."

"No I wouldn't."

"Well if you must know", she answered, "I sell Tampax."

With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool.  

She said, "See I knew you would laugh. Everybody laughs. "

"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a toilet paper salesman....
so I'm still a hole behind you !!




Thanks to Lloyd