Golf Treat(?)  < mild language/topic warning >


There was an attractive young lady playing a round with three men and she 
was having a great game.  Upon completion of the game she got a lift from 
one of group she played with.  She was so happy with her game that she 
became quite friendly towards her driver and gave him a blow job.

Quite happy with this turn of events, he made arrangements with her to play 
a few more rounds.  Each round they played her game improved, and she 
reciprocated with more blow jobs.

Finally the fellow said "Why don't we change our routine a bit, and have all
out, raunchy sex?"

She replied, "That's not possible, for you see, I'm a transvestite."

"You're WHAT?  A transvestite?  And you've been playing from the lady's tees?"