I Never Should Have Said That

This fellow came into the lounge at the 19th hole at the local golf course. He sat up to
the bar and when the bartender came over and asked him what he'd like, he responded with 
a raspy sqeaky voice that he "wanted a gin and tonic."
 
"What happened to you?" asked the bartender concerned about the fellows inability to talk.
 
"Well" the fellow began, in a hoarse voice, "You remember I was in her earlier looking for 
someone to play a round of golf with?" 

"Yes I do" replied the bartender.
 
"Well do you remember that kinda cute woman that came in all alone?" 

"Yes" again replied the bartender.
 
"I went over to her and asked if she'd like to play a round of golf with me seeing we both
alone?" 

She said "sure" and we set of out onto the course.
 
"Everything was going great till we got back around by the seventh hole, you know, where the 
cow pasture is?" 

"Ya" said the barkeeper.
 
"Well she hits this slice and it goes off into the cow pasture, as I'm a gentleman and every-
thing I go along and try to help her find her ball." "She's looking in one area and I in 
another when I came up behind this cow and when it swished it's tail I saw a bright white 
object.  On lifting the cow's tail I found that there was a golf ball stuck in it's crack. 
I dropped the tail and turned and called the woman over. I hadn't noticed the ball drop out."
 
"When she came over I lifted the cow's tail and pointed and asked 'Does this look like yours?'"
 
"That's when she wrapped a 9 iron around my throat!"