Just Like Ray!


At a posh club in Manila, a very arrogant and nasty American is playing a 
round with a client.  He is very abusive to his caddy but all smiles with 
his client, you know the type.  At the sixth hole (185 yards, over water)
he asks his caddy, "What club do I use here?" 

The caddy says, in broken English, "When Mr. Ray Floyd played here last 
year he used a six iron." 

The golfer rudely grabs the six iron and hits the ball. the ball lands in 
the middle of the pond and the golfer erupts! "Hey stupid, you gave me a 
six iron and it was obviously not enough!  I hit that ball perfectly, and 
still it went right into the water!!"

The caddy replied "That's just what Mr. Ray Floyd did too."