Are You A Golf Nut?


Here are 20 ways to tell:

 1. Your idea of a good time is staying home and watching the British Open 
    on a Saturday night.

 2. You curse the game only to play it the next day.

 3. You haven't puked from seeing the same faces regularly for four and half 
    hours.

 4. You see your drive ahead of everyone else and talk about it for a week.

 5. You secretly wish evil on your flightmates.
 
 6. A golf store has a magnetic effect on your walk.

 7. You cringe when your better half asks you if you have anything to do on 
    Sunday.

 8. Your golf attire becomes your everyday wear.

 9. Your toilet seat gets covered with a stack of golf books and magazines.

10. You make small practice swings inside the church while hearing mass.

11. You get burned by the sun and you're proud of it.

12. You can open a video store with the number of golf tapes you own.

13. Ten inches of rain has no effect on your decision to play.

14. When your caddy says he sees lightning, your reply is "what lightning?"

15. You go to the practice range and tries to give golf tips to the person on 
    the next stall.

16. Your bumper sticker reads: MY OTHER CAR IS A GOLF CART.

17. People in your family gets their supply of suntan lotion from you when 
    they go swimming.

18. A day at the beach means you hit too many sand traps.

19. Your spouse complains because you try to bring your clubs to bed, (to keep
    them warm, dry, and safe, of course) demanding that you choose between them
    and the clubs....And you hesitate before answering.

20. You took the time to read this.