Sunday Golf

Three guys are playing golf early on a Sunday morning.  Ahead of 
them is a guy playing, and playing well, all by himself. As they all 
finished the round the threesome went to the single player and asked 
if he'd like to join them and make a foursome.

"Sure, said the player, I'll see you Sunday at 8 maybe 8:45."

Well next week the foursome got together at 8 and the new golfer in 
the group shot left-handed and scorched the course with a 75. After 
the round they all went to have something to eat and agreed to play 
as a foursome the next Sunday. "You OK for next Sunday?" the three 
asked their new partner. He said "Sure, see you at 8 maybe 8:45"

The next week they showed up and hit the course at 8 and the new 
golfer shot right-handed and blew them all away with a 74. Afterward 
they all went to get something to eat when one of the group asked 
"You're incredible last week as a lefty and just as good this week as 
a rghtie, what is it that makes you decide to shoot right or left?" 

The golfer looked them in the eye and said "My wife." Well the group 
was puzzled.  He went on to say "I look at my wife as soon as I get 
up every morning and if she is on her right side I shoot right, if 
she's on her left side I shoot left."
 
The wise guy of the group said, "What if she's laying on her back?"

Then maybe I'll see you at 8:45."