Teaching The Wife


This guy's wife constantly berated him to teach her to play golf. Finally 
one morning he relented, so off they went. 

First hole: Par 3, 179 yards, very pretty. 

The husband steps up first and says "Now watch me, and do the same thing." 

He makes a nice shot; the ball lands on the green, about 30 feet from the cup.

The wife steps up next.  SHe takes a mighty swing, hooks it, and the ball 
bounces off a rock, clips a tree, sideswipes another rock, rolls onto the 
green and into the cup!

The husband turns to her and says, "OK, now you know how to play, let's go 
home."