< Language warning > A man and his new bride are on their honeymoon and just gettin ready to consummate the marriage, when the new bride says " Honey I have a confession to make." Now fearing the worst the groom readies himself for bad news. She says "I'm not a virgin" "Is that all?" he asks. "Yes, but I have had sex with someone very famous" she replies. "Who?" "Tiger Woods" The groom being an avid golfer, is surprisingly understanding and says "that is okay honey, I still love you and I have no problem with that" Well they both start a passionate love making session which lasts for an hour. After he is satisfied he begins to get out of bed, and moves towards the telephone. "what are you doing?" she asks. "I thought I would order some room service" "Tiger wouldn't do that" "Oh" he says "and what would Tiger do?" "He would get right back in here and fuck me some more!!" Well not to be out done, he does just that. They screw for another hour, and again he gets up to use the telephone. "What are you doing?" she asks. "I'm kinda hungry, I thought I would get some food" he says again "Tiger wouldn't do that, he would get back in here and fuck me somemore!!" Well he didn't want to be outdone so he did just that, and they fucked again!! Now after some time he got out of bed again, and she said "Now what? Are you going to order food again?" "No" says he "Then what are you doing?" "I'm gonna call Tiger" "Why?" " I WANNA FIND OUT WHAT PAR IS FOR THIS FUCKING HOLE!!!"