Carpentry Lesson

Little Johnny is running around the house making life miserable for his mother. 
She says, "Johnny, why don't you go across the street and watch them build the 
house. Maybe you can learn some neat things." Johnny disappears for about four 
hours and returns later in the afternoon. 

"Did you learn anything interesting today?" his mother asks. 

"I learned how to hang a door," Johnny replies. 

His Mom says, "That's great! How do you hang a door?" 

"Well", says Little Johnny, "First you get the son of bitch. Then, you slap the 
piece of shit up there but it's too damn small. So you shave a cunt hair off here 
and a cunt hair off there and put the damn thing up."

Johnny's mom is floored by his language. "You go to your room and wait until your 
father gets home!!" 

Later that evening, Johnny's dad goes into his room and says, "I understand you 
got in a little trouble today." 

"All I did was tell Mom how to hang a door." 

"Why don't you tell me," Dad asks. 

"Well, first you get the son of bitch. Then you slap the piece of shit up there 
but it's too damn small. So you shave a cunt hair off here and a cunt hair off 
there and put the damn thing up". 

Dad screams, "That's it young man. You go get a switch from the back yard." 

Johnny looks at his dad and says, "Fuck you, that's the electrician's job!"