Do You Believe?


Little Johnny was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy 
asked whether he could fly like Superman.

"Sure you can, Mickey," Johnny said, "Just flap your arms really *really* 
hard."

So Mickey climbed up on the windowsill, started flapping like mad, jumped, 
then smashed into the ground six stories below.  Horrified, their mother came 
screaming into the room and said, "What the hell happened?!?"

Little Johnny said, "I was just teaching Mickey not to believe everything 
someone tells him."



Thanks to Ben Fong