Homecoming

Lil' Johnny's Mother had been away a week at a N.O.W. convention and when she returned 
home, she was anxious to hear about his week.

"Well, one night we had a thunderstorm, and I was scared, so  Daddy and me slept together." 
her son said.

"Johnny!" said the boy's French Au Pair, "Don't you mean 'Daddy and I ?'"

"No!" replied Johnny.  "That was Thursday,  I'm talking about Monday night."