Merit Badge 


A Boy Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing
where a young couple was engaged in oral sex.  "Back boys, get 
back!" cried the leader. "There's a very dangerous beast out 
there!"

But it was too late, as several of the boys had more-or-less
seen the deed happening.  Little Johnny spoke up and asked the
leader what it was the couple was doing.

"Well, err.... if  you must know, uh, they were practicing a
brand new form of artificial respiration... yeah, that's it, it's
artificial respiration!"

"WOW!"  exclaimed Johnny.  "I know which merit badge I'm gonna try 
for next!"