Punishment Due

Little Johnny and his family move to a farm. In the early hours his mother 
tells him to do all his chores before sitting down to his breakfast which 
upsets him.  On the way out to the barn he shoves the cow out the way, then 
seeing a chicken, he gives that a kick and finally pulls the old sows ear 
in his temper.

When he returned starving his mother said "I saw you push old Marybell and 
just for that you'll get no milk; and for kicking the chicken there'll be no 
eggs for you.  And for treating the poor sow like that you'll get no bacon 
either!!"

Just then his father came through the door nearly falling over the cat
which he booted out of the way. The cat ran yowling up the stairs.

Little Johnny looked up at his mom and said "You going to tell him, or shall I?"



(Editor's Note:  This is a variation on another joke on this page "No Honey".
But I liked it, so I included it as well.)