Savings

One day, a priest went into a public bathroom. While he was on the toilet, 
he heard moaning coming from the stall next to him. He stood up and took a 
look over the partition.  There was little Johnny, sitting on the toilet 
playing with himself!  Well, the priest was shocked, to say the least. However, 
he recovered his composure and said to Little Johnny, "I know what you were doing 
in there, and you really should save it for marriage."

Little Johnny agreed to this, after all, it was a priest saying this.  About a week 
later, the priest ran into Johnny at the mall and asked him how he was doing with his 
"problem". 

Little Johnny replied, "Great father! I've saved a whole quart!"