Just Like Uncle Ted

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town 
all week and said, "Mommy, guess what?  Yesterday, I was playing in the 
closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next 
door. They undressed and got into bed and then Daddy got on top of her and ...." 

Johnny's mother held up her hand and said, "Not another word! Wait until your 
father gets home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me." 

When Johnny's father came home, his wife tells him that she's leaving him. 

"But why?" croaked the husband. 

"Go ahead, Johnny", says mom. "Tell Daddy what you've just told me." 

"Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs 
with the lady next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and Daddy got 
on top of her and they did just what you did with Uncle Ted, Mommy."