Worms

Little Johnny was sitting with his grandfather in the back yard when a worm wiggled 
out of a hole in the ground and slithered by. Johnny said "I bet you I can get him 
to go back down that hole".

His grandfather laughed and said "No way! Those worms are very wiggly and stubborn. 
You'll never get him back down that hole!"

Johnny said "I bet $5.00 that I can".

So his grandfather said "You're on".

Johnny ran in the house and came out with a can of hair spray. He gave the worm a good 
dose and waited a few minutes. Then he picked up the stiff worm and put it back in the 
hole slick as could be. His grandfather gave him the $5.00 he promised.

Later on, Johnny walks by his grandfather with a bag full of candy and his grandfather 
hands him another $5.00. Johnny says "No grampa. you already gave me the $5.00".

His grandfather says "No Johnny, this is from your grandmother".