Getting Rid Of Wes


The Top Ten ways to get rid of Wesley:

10: After slugging down six Shirley Temple's in Ten-Forward, Wes
    stumbles to the holodeck which he commands to "take me to hell".
    His broken body is later found on the empty holodeck in a pool of 
    vomit.

9:  Wesley gets gang-raped by a group of female Klingons.

8:  Riker gets carried away executing an order from Picard to
    "knock the little snot around a bit".

7:  Data catches him tossing off.  Uncomprehending, he requires a detailed
    explanation from Wesley, who dies of embarassment.

6:  Extensive lab analysis of a green slime found on one of the 
    control panels uncovers the fact that our favorite ensign has,
    once again, been picking his nose.  He is sumarily fired.

5:  Wes gets gang-raped by a group of male Klingons.

4:  On an earlier episone, Wes got to kiss a girl who turned into a
    Chewbacca-like creature.  Here, she returns, and they once again
    get involved.  (Un) fortunately, once she gets really heated, she
    mutates back into a wookie and forces Wesley to be her cringing
    sex slave.  She then tears him limb from limb and eats him.

3:  In a rare episode involving characters from both ST and ST:TNG,
    Spock attempts a Vulcan mind-meld with Wesley.  Spock barely
    survives, spending the next several days scratching himself and
    whining.

2:  Worf notices a Romulan ship on the scanners, and sends Wesley down 
    to clean the photon tubes.  Later, someone makes a comment about
    the needs of the many having outweighed the needs of the few.

1:  Wes gets involved in a deviant sexual practice known as "tribble
    stuffing", not realizing that tribbles multiply _anywhere_.  Even
    an emergency laser enema by Dr. Crusher fails to save him.