How They Handle Pressure Situations


The situation:  The Enterprise is under attack and various commanders 
                have only enough time for one last order. How is this 
                tense situation handled by different characters?

Scotty:
"Why, ya lilly livered poor excuse for a silly puddy potato head, I oughta 
 blast ye t Ceti Alpha Six!"

McCoy:
" I'm a Doctor, not a solider!"

Geordi :
" Reroute the phase inducers and heterodyne the frequency of the warp coil!"

Worf:
" yopwaHHomwIj yISop, romuluSngan! " ( Eat my shorts, Romulan!)

Spock:
(Raises eyebrow)

Data:
" Romulan commander! your actions are most unnecessary and are not in keeping 
  with the established treaties. May I advice you of the current political 
  situation which threatens the very continuity of the principles involved. A 
  corrollary I might point out would be that of ....."

Riker:
" Sheilds UP! Red ALERT! Captain to the BRIDGE!"

Picard:
" Open hailing frequencies so that I can cower and plead!"

Troi:
" I feel, I feel, uhhhhh! "

Kirk:
" FIRE!"