More Signs You've Seen Too Much Star Trek


You....Talk....One.....Word....At...A....Time....Like.....Captain...
James...T....Kirk....

You pull the legs off your hamster so you'll have a tribble.

You show off to your friends by lifting large Styrofoam boulders

You tried to learn the Vulcan Neck Pinch, without success

You think that the different creatures in Star Trek are real, and not
actors dressed up in fancy costumes and wearing latex masks

You tried to join the Navy just so you could serve aboard the Enterprise.

You wish you could be a shapeshifter, so you can change into wall and
secretly perve a look in the girls showers at school/college

Your favourite drink is 'Blood Wine'

You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the Green Skinned
Orion Slave Girl in TOS episode number 7.

Your wife left you because you wanted her to dress like a Klingon and
torture you for information.

You went to San Francisco to see if you might bump into Kirk and crew
while they were in the 20th century looking for a whale.

When you use the toilet, you refer to it as 'Boldy Going'

You have gold coloured contact lenses so your eyes look just like Data's

Your college thesis was a Comparison of the Illustrious Careers of T.J. 
Hooker and Capt. Kirk.

Your wear a hair band in front of your eyes and try to look like Geordi

You refer to people with big ears as a 'Ferengi'

You fly into a homicidal rage anytime people say "Star Trek? Isn't that
the one with Luke Skywalker?"

You have leopard spots tattooed up the side of your body so that you
look like a Trill

You have a cat named Spot

You think Major Kira has a really nice nose

When someone dies you automatically say "He's dead! Jim"

You have no life.

You think Ferengi's have the right attitude about how to treat a woman

You join NASA, hijack a shuttle, and head for the co-ordinates you calculated 
for the planet Vulcan.

You recognise more than 4 references on this list.