Top 10 Hobbies Of William T. Riker


10. Posing behind Picard.
 9.Posing behind Worf.
 8. Posing in front of that young ensign down in engineering.
 7. Posing in front of Picard.
 6. Posing on the Engineering table in engineering when nobodies there.
 5. Falling asleep during one of Jean-Luc's lectures in the breifing room.
 4. Posing in front, behind and anywhere in the vicinity of Deanna/Ro.
 3. As 4 but when I have her alone and naked in my quarters.
 2. Something involving Troi and chocolate....

and the number 1 hobby of commander William T. Riker is..

 1. Do you really need to ask....?