Top Ten Signs Your Friend Is Obsessed With Star Trek


10. His/Her car has more Trekkie bumper stickers than paint.

 9. Keeps trying to "mind-meld" with your parakeet.

 8. Refuses to lend you his/her hedge trimmer on grounds that it would violate
    the Prime Directive.

 7. Keeps trying to "beam" stray cats from his/her microwave to yours.

 6. Keeps threatening to fire photon torpedoes at your house, even though he/
    she knows they can't penetrate your shields.

 5. Their garage door opens sideways and makes that cool "Vsoop" sound.

 4. Keeps coming over to borrow a cup of dilithium crystals.

 3. Runs out of house with hamsters taped to himself screaming, "TRIBBLES! 
    TRIBBLES EVERYWHERE!"

 2. Continues to watch the show *even though* he/she has a girlfriend/boyfriend.

 1. Talks!... like!... William!...... Shatner!