Space Beer


Space Beer Cloud will have to wait for the far future, when men can leap 
through the universe at warp speed. One can only imagine what they will 
do when they get there: 

Captain Kirk: My....GOD! Sulu! What....is....THAT? 

Sulu: It's a free floating cloud of alcohol, sir. 

Kirk: And we've just run out of Romulan Ale! Could it be a trap, Bones? 

Bones: Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a distiller of fine spirits! 

Kirk: We need that booze! But if we fly through that cloud, we'll be too 
      drunk to drive! 

Spock: May I remind you, Captain, that I am a Vulcan. We are a race of 
       designated drivers. 

Kirk: Well, all righty, then. Spock, drive us through! Bones and I will 
      be out on the hull. With our mouths... open! 

To boldly drink what no man has drunk before.