19 Uses For Data's Detatched Head


19. Combination paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk 
18. The ball in Parisis' Squares 
17. Hood ornament for Shuttlecraft 
16. Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet 
15. Prop open doors for maintenance crews 
14. Lawn decoration in Arboretum 
13. Footstool for Captain's chair 
12. entertaining kids in day care puppet show 
11. Scare Alexander into doing chores 
10. Send to doctor that killed Crystalline entity as gag gift 
 9. Decorative air filter in picard's fish tank 
 8. Send to Starfleet Android research center so they can get 
    "ahead" in research 
 7. Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards 
 6. Two words: tether ball 
 5. Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking 
 4. Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet 
 3. Donate to Starfleet Academy to be head of the class 
 2. Use as nutcracker at Christmas time 

and the number one use for Data's detached head... 

 1. Prove to insurance company he died so crew can collect on his life 
    insurance policy