Grandpa's Murder "Don't look surprised," said Grandma, "it's true I lost my hearing, but I can read lips, so ask me whatever you wish." "Well," said the detective, "I'd like to hear your account of your husband's death." "Well it was a breezy day and Grandpa and me went out on the lake for a sail. When dusk arrived we anchored for the night. I was lying in the cabin reading and Grandpa went to the deck for a smoke. You know, a few drinks, an unexpected wave and then, - over-board." Just then the grounds keeper started the lawn mower causing Grandma to shout that they better go inside. "As I was saying, being deaf I couldn't hear his cries for help." "You're lying said the detective." How did he know? | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | v Answer: If Grandma was as deaf as she claimed, she would have not known to raise her voice above the sound of the unseen lawn mower.