Dirty Little Johnny

Dirty Little Johnny

(You Devil, You!)

The title says it all, Johnny can be dirty, so beware.
Beautiful	Chemistry 101	Heaven	I Need A Bike
Johnny Wants Ice Cream	No Honey	Sex Education	The Special Question
Where Do They Go?	Little Johnny's Dog	I Like The Way You Think	Worms
Eels	Hang On	Grading	Still In There
Carpentry Lesson	Uncle Ted	History Lesson	Oops
Boys and Girls	Savings	WHAT'S It For?	Math Class
Contagious	Dancing	The Letter	Punctuation
The Moral Is	Surprising The Cows	Rating Game	In The 1st Grade Now
Definitely	New Teacher	Problems With Teacher	I Can Get
The Mortgage	Fast Dads	Little Johnny Has Sex	Playing Games
Biker Wannabe	A Cookie For Johnny	Current History Lesson	Fishing With Grandpa
How Did I Get Here?	Most Wanted	Poetry Class	Career Day
Grocery Store Etiquette	Homecoming	What's Your Mom Do?	Dead Dog
Johnny Strikes Again	A New Choice	A Note From Teacher	Picture Time
Punishment Due	Religion Lesson	Revenge	Washing The Dog
What's This Animal?	Little Johnny's Impression	Is The Light On?	Playing With Trains
Scare Me!	Tell Santa	They Died	Attraction
Betting	Biology Class	Is Your Mom Home?	Sunday School
Multi-syllabic	Birds & Puppies	Homework	More Math Class HiJinks
Outta Our Hair	Turn To Stone	Picture Hanging	Dumb
Helping Grandma	We Don't Say That!	What Sound	Merit Badge
Staff Of Life	Johnny At The Brothel	Late Again!	Drawing On The Blackboard
But It Itches!	Who Signed It?	Cold Cream	Do You Believe?
Answering The Teacher	Math	Playing Cards	Playing The Violin
Proper Conduct	Vocabulary With Johnny	Babies	Blessing Dinner
Canned Contents	Pay Attention!	Young Love	Sunday School 2
In The Alphabet	Springing Up	Where's Johnny?	She Cheats!
Smoking	Indifferent	Only Child	Add To The Picture
Funeral	Hiking	To Your Room!	Wanna Play?
Blackmail	Johnny And Suzy	Roll Call	Grandpa
Quiet In Church!	Sunday School Lesson	What's He Like?	First Day
Asking About Viagra	Little Johnny In School	Are People Like Machines?	By The Numbers
Lost Dog	Mine's Better	Bionic Au-Pair	Little Johnny Has The Answer
Play Acting	Pray For Mommy	Where Are The Pencils?	Perhaps
Who's The Devil?	Not My Boots	Sniff, Sniff	No Breakfast
First Day Of School	Johnny's Letter To Santa	Little Johnny's Spelling Bee	Smart Pills
Spelling Drills	Warned	Little Johnny's Christmas	Pet Goldfish
Worried	Explaining The Difference	Numbers	The Whole Truth
If You Put...	What Johnny Wanted For Christmas	Double Barreled	Kiss It
The Hard Way	Use Beautiful	What Would You Have?	Spell 'Straight'
We Knew What She Meant	Circulation Lesson	Where Do Bad Kids Go?	He Showed Me!
Sex Ed	Dad's Baldness	Little Johnny And The Vagina	Little Johnny On Sex
Makeup	Johnny Wants To Be A Priest!?	I'm No Doctor, But...	Passing The Pie
Powerful Stuff	Preoccupied With Breasts	Throwing Rocks	Johnny's English
Little Johnny's Prayer	Playing Cowboy	When I Grow Up	Fireworks
Last Day Of School	No Better	Like Dad	Little Johnny's Cat
Lungs	Weather Vane	All In The Cards	English Class
How To Correct?	Just Obeying	Bring Me A Drink	Eating Candy
Halloween Party	Zoo Trip	At The Beauty Shop	How To Get It
I Can See You	What Would I Be?	Getting Into Heaven	Mixed Message
The Difference	The Dog Ate It!	What Do You Want To Be?	Communion
Dead Cat	What Lesson Learned?	Time To Have One	After Christmas Letter
Beat The Clock	Numbers Lesson	Tail Of A Tomcat	Eating Worms
Gift Harmonica	It's A Shame	Father And Son Talk	How Should I...?
Is That Sex?	Life Science Exam	Wanna Go Camping?	Susie's Period
What Does It Mean?	Another History Lesson	Driving	Got Any?
Bitter End	He's All Right Now	Lamp	Screwdrivers And Bill Clinton
Spelling Game	At An Auction	Coin Toss	Eatin' Candy
From The Mouths Of Babes	Name Those Aliens	Venus De Milo

Added December 18, 2004
Allergy Warning	At Sunday School	At The Hair Dressers	At The Zoo
Birds And ... Well, Birds	Blowing Smoke	Department Store Santa	Failing Grade
Farmyard Noises	Field Trip	Forgiveness	Fractions
Good Dog!	Happy Birthday	Happy Birthday Johnny	He Needs Another Lesson
History Lesson - Columbus	Hope He Didn't Shock Him!	How About That?	How Old?
I Didn't Like Her Either	If I Had A Million Dollars	I'm No Doctor	In History Class
In The Country	Liar, Liar!	Little Johnny's Upset	Letter To Santa
More Cake	New Watch	No Crayons	No Pancakes
Note From Home	Paranoia	Prayin'	Prose Or Poetry?
Puppy Love	Questions	Questions For Mommy	Revised Childhood Poems
Shame On You Little Johnny!	Sharing	So Far, So Good	Suits Me
Sunday Candy	Teaching Johnny A Lesson	Thanks For The Harmonica	The Plan
Trip To The Zoo	What If There's A Fire?	What's It Called?	You Go Apologize!
Added May 17, 2008
2 Brothers	Absolutely Useless	After The Fight	Aspirin Overdose
At Sunday School	At The 1st Grade Recital	Bad Grades	Before
Called What?	Can I Go See?	Can I See Your Trap?	Card Hunting
Caught!	Did Noah Fish?	Facts About Jesus	Foul Language
Fresh Eggs	Frugal	He Broke My Doll!	He Took A Dozen
Horsey Ride	How To Correct	I Told Her	I Want A New Watch
Learning	Little Johnny Wants To Marry	Little Johnny Wakes Up	Lost Homework
Manners	Mom Is Like...	Moving	Neighbor Baby
Poetry Or Prose	Poor Mom	Rough Time	Saying Grace
Sculpting	She's Sleeping	Stand Up	Surprising
Tail On The Cat	Thanks	That Proves It	The Essay
The Prayer	Thoughtful Teacher	Too Sick For School	Tragedy
Upset Teacher	What Does Mom Do?	What Have You Been Doing?	What Tense
What's The Answer	What's Wrong?	Where Babies Come From	Where's The Cow?
Won't Eat	Woed Usage	Wrong Message

Updated: May 17, 2008

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