I haven't gone through very many histories....but this page is already getting loaded, so this is going to be for future conversations...unless, someone wants to find the interesting stuff for me

BoonolaBars: update your website
BoonolaBars: or xanga
BoonolaBars: or anything
sawiemander: sorry!
BoonolaBars: getting bored in looking at the same thing
BoonolaBars: haha
BoonolaBars: itz aiite
BoonolaBars: you busy
sawiemander: I just bought a domain
BoonolaBars: i understand
BoonolaBars: you did?!
BoonolaBars: OY!
sawiemander: so I'm slowly remaking my website
BoonolaBars: ok
BoonolaBars: better be a lot about e
sawiemander: but I'm also working on new content
BoonolaBars: me*
BoonolaBars: cause you gotta tell them that i am your special friend
sawiemander: I'll try, haha
BoonolaBars: the Boo Bear
BoonolaBars: haha
BoonolaBars: just kidding
sawiemander: it's mostly a business portfolio
BoonolaBars: puah...
BoonolaBars: thought so
sawiemander: sorry
BoonolaBars: jipping us all off
BoonolaBars: =b
sawiemander: but I'll put this converation in my current website
BoonolaBars: LOL
BoonolaBars: ok

sawiemander: hehe, see I keep thinking we have more funny moments but I just can't remember them
BoonolaBars: haha~you should keep a journal
BoonolaBars: oops
BoonolaBars: you do have a journal
sawiemander: oooh, you mean xanga?
BoonolaBars: yea
BoonolaBars: =p
sawiemander: I always forget to write it in there
BoonolaBars: maybe you should carry a tape recorder or a small notebook with ya
sawiemander: haha...then ppl will think I'm weird
BoonolaBars: but you are!
BoonolaBars: just kidding
sawiemander: haha
sawiemander: I'm not weird weird
sawiemander: just slightly kooky
BoonolaBars: just say, you are in pursuit of a career as a reporter
BoonolaBars: got to practice
sawiemander: haha...reporter sally
sawiemander: no...that's still weird
sawiemander: I think ppl know that I don't wanna be a journalist
BoonolaBars: then make them remember it
sawiemander: haha...I can make other ppl do things
BoonolaBars: yea
sawiemander: it's like
sawiemander: you--remember this for my webpage
BoonolaBars: you should do that!
sawiemander: this is a funny conversation
sawiemander: boonie, remember it for me
BoonolaBars: LOL

sawiemander: you know what? I was trying to remember that tampon run conversation....but I couldn't remember it for the life of me
SkyDeBree: haha
SkyDeBree: yeah...that was hilarious
SkyDeBree: my first ever tampon run
SkyDeBree: let's do it again;-)

sawiemander: if I get my way...I'll be an independant major
byngcoy: whoa
byngcoy: what's that?
byngcoy: Like a Sally major
byngcoy: you?
sawiemander: yep
byngcoy: you graduate saying you excelled in the field of Sally?
byngcoy: : )
sawiemander: Sallyism--not sally
byngcoy: Is that like a religious thing?
sawiemander: or-- Sallyology if you prefer
byngcoy: : )
byngcoy: The study of Sally?
sawiemander: yeah
byngcoy: you study yourself for 4 years?
byngcoy: wow
sawiemander: yes...maybe you want to transfer into it
byngcoy: Which one? Sallyism or Sallyology?
sawiemander: they're actually the same thing
sawiemander: duuuh

sawiemander: you know what my problem is???
sawiemander: soup withdrawl
byngcoy: haha
byngcoy: why don't you just drink toilet water? : )
sawiemander: they had that oriental vegetable stuff at RPU again this weekend
byngcoy: I think I have some pure soy sauce
byngcoy: if you want
sawiemander: eeeew
sawiemander: don't mock my soup fetish
byngcoy: haha
byngcoy: Go get some canned soup
byngcoy: At RPU
byngcoy: : P
sawiemander: I don't have a can opener
sawiemander: I have a knife
byngcoy: Don't they have powdered soups?
byngcoy: And don't you have kitchen utensils?
sawiemander: oh that I have
sawiemander: I have everything you need for soup except the soup itself
byngcoy: So you're too good for powdered soup?
byngcoy: Dont' you just add hot water?
sawiemander: I don't have hot water
sawiemander: until I boil it
sawiemander: but...I don't think they have powdered soup
byngcoy: Really?
byngcoy: Hrmm
sawiemander: well...they have salt
byngcoy: haha
sawiemander: you can add water to that
byngcoy: Salt water is a soup!
byngcoy: : )
sawiemander: oooh. and they have canned stir fry veggies
byngcoy: That works
byngcoy: Couldn't you melt ice cream?
byngcoy: ; )
sawiemander: that's melted ice cream
sawiemander: it's a dessert
sawiemander: not a soup
sawiemander: duh
byngcoy: So you're saying you can't have sweet, milky soups?
sawiemander: noooo...but melted ice cream is a dessert on its own
byngcoy: Seriously?
byngcoy: I've never had people intentionally melt ice cream to eat
sawiemander: well...it's more dessert-ish if you give it a real name
sawiemander: i.e.
sawiemander: cream de melted glace
byngcoy: haha
byngcoy: great use of french!
byngcoy: : )
sawiemander: thank you
byngcoy: But cream of anything makes it a soup, doesn't it?
byngcoy: I mean, cream of filet mignon
byngcoy: would mean you soupified it
byngcoy: so cream of icecream
byngcoy: is just ice cream SOUP
sawiemander: but ice cream is different!
sawiemander: it's a dessert
sawiemander: because it's desserty
byngcoy: So you're saying you can't have creme of apple pie?
byngcoy: You SO can!
byngcoy: And it WOULDN'T be a dessert
sawiemander: why not?
byngcoy: because it's a soup!
sawiemander: so why is ice cream (*frozen) not a soup?
byngcoy: That's just like freezing cream of mushroom and calling it a soup
byngcoy: It doesn't work
sawiemander: what about cream of apples?
sawiemander: if you creamed the apples
sawiemander: it's apple sauce!
byngcoy: with CREAM!
byngcoy: That makes it a SOUP!
sawiemander: apple sauce is NOT a soup!
byngcoy: Right
byngcoy: But if you were to add cream to apple sauce
byngcoy: and you heated it up
byngcoy: it would be soup!
sawiemander: noooooo nooooooo noooo
sawiemander: that's applesauce w/ cream in it
byngcoy: right
byngcoy: called soup
byngcoy: It's just like saying cream of mushroom isn't soup
byngcoy: it's just an entree with cream in it
sawiemander: okay--next time you boil some ice cream and drink it as soup
byngcoy: Why? I hate soups!
sawiemander: grrrr.....thertefore you don't have the right to call ice cream a soup
byngcoy: I don't like tomatos
byngcoy: are you saying I can't call them tomatos?
sawiemander: no---but you can't call ice cream a tomato
byngcoy: Right
byngcoy: But I can call a tomato a tomato
sawiemander: yes
sawiemander: just like you can call soup soup
byngcoy: But I don't eat tomatos!
sawiemander: why...do you drink it?
byngcoy: What?!?!
byngcoy: I don't drink tomatos
byngcoy: I don't even think you CAN drink a tomato easily
sawiemander: that's what you think

sawiemander: I had two desserts
byngcoy: I had 6
sawiemander: ano
byngcoy: They weren't filling
sawiemander: but they're fatty
byngcoy: Are you calling me fat?
sawiemander: I'm calling the desserts fat
sawiemander: are you a dessert?
byngcoy: yes
sawiemander: nooo...I think you need to be creamier to be a dessert
byngcoy: Are you saying I'm not creamy
byngcoy: ?
sawiemander: you know--according to brian-world if you really were creamy you'd be a soup
byngcoy: Right
byngcoy: And not a dessert
byngcoy: even if I were ice cream
sawiemander: so in brian-world are you soupy?
byngcoy: I'm very soupy
byngcoy: so soupy, I think I'm gonna drink myself to death
sawiemander: why does soup need to drink?
sawiemander: it's already liquidy
byngcoy: Why do people need to drink?
byngcoy: We're 90% water
sawiemander: soup?
byngcoy: Too lazy to think

byngcoy: I didn't know Toys R Us had a ferris wheel in it!
byngcoy: : )
sawiemander: whoa!?
sawiemander: wait...a ridable one?
sawiemander: that doesn't work?
byngcoy: it works!
byngcoy: there were HUGE lines
byngcoy: it was funny
sawiemander: whoa...dude
sawiemander: that's not fair!
byngcoy: hehe
byngcoy: road trip!
byngcoy: : )
sawiemander: we're a whole college and we don't have a ferris wheel!
sawiemander: yeah, totally
sawiemander: you know they should put a ferris wheel in the arts quad
sawiemander: between the two statues
sawiemander: that way instead of the two guys randomly walking up and shaking hands
sawiemander: they can ride on the big wheel!
byngcoy: haha
byngcoy: Cornell's History\Traditions -- Sally Styles
sawiemander: well the ferris wheel isn't there for the statues
sawiemander: it'll be here for us
sawiemander: stress relief
byngcoy: haha
sawiemander: I'm just saying it should be placed in the arts quad
byngcoy: haha
byngcoy: not on North?
byngcoy: ; )
sawiemander: for the old dudes
sawiemander: no
byngcoy: lol
sawiemander: when we get on west next year
sawiemander: we have to walk a long ways to get there
byngcoy: haha
byngcoy: then why not say they should put it on west?
byngcoy: : )
sawiemander: then the statues don't get to ride it!
sawiemander: seriously...all the other schools have these quirky little histories
byngcoy: haha
byngcoy: involving ferris wheels?
byngcoy: : )
sawiemander: but old dead guys shaking hands 'cause they have a school full of virgins?
sawiemander: that's sad
sawiemander: no...not ferris wheels
byngcoy: true
sawiemander: but if we had a ferris wheel, we'd be sooooo much better than the other schopols
sawiemander: I bet we'll be the first school with a permanent on campus ferris wheel

AzNxEvE29: gahhh stupid paper
AzNxEvE29: i dunno what to do for the thesis
sawiemander: OMG!!!!
sawiemander: the paper!!!!
AzNxEvE29: LOL

sawiemander: I think someone is practicing the tuba really badly or something
sawiemander: there's weird noises coming from somewhere
WShausser: rofl!
WShausser: a tuba?
WShausser: at 11:15?
sawiemander: I don't know what it is
WShausser: haha
sawiemander: it's like a really really really really low squeak
sawiemander: maybe someone is learning the tuba
sawiemander: it's the same pitch
sawiemander: but I think it's suppose to have a rhythm
WShausser: they're so speakers
sawiemander: what are the speakers doing???
sawiemander: ooooh, there's a different pitch!!!
sawiemander: nope back to the same one

sawiemander: it's okay....I'm smarter on things that require less thinking
WShausser: or when it's the third wednesday?
sawiemander: you're never going to let that go are you?
WShausser: nope! NEVER!!!!
sawiemander: you know--thursday could be like the third wednesday
sawiemander: did you see that episode of friends???
sawiemander: "thursday--just remember, it's the third day!"
sawiemander: "Monday--one day, Tuesday-- two days, Wednesday--when? huh? Thursday--the third day!"
WShausser: haha!
WShausser: and you have the third wednesday
sawiemander: I should've just said alternating wednesdays or something
sawiemander: or better yet I make sense on feb. 29

sawiemander: poohead
sofamonarch: dodobrain
sawiemander: ano....what the hell is dodobrain???
sofamonarch: the brain of a dodo bird
sofamonarch: duh
sawiemander: poohead is soooooo much better
sawiemander: see you can't even get your insults straight
sofamonarch: don't insult my insults... thatz just being mean
sawiemander: now you're insulting the fact that I insulted your insults
sofamonarch: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... edmontonians r confused
sawiemander: maybe torontonians are just not smart enough to figure it out
sofamonarch: edmontonians only know how to count apples
sawiemander: damn right, and we can count 'em better than you!
sofamonarch: hey, i know my apple arithmitic!!
sawiemander: you only think you do